U.S. Lawn Mower Racing Association President Honored
USLMRA Founder & President Bruce Kaufman, Mr. Mow It All (r-l) is pictured with 2009 USLMRA National Lawn Mower Racing Hall of Fame & Museum of America Inductees Racing Ray Mrocks, Mark Lowe on behalf of the Twelve Mile Indiana Lions Club and Chuck Miller.
Jim Gavin Founder & General Secretary of the British Lawn Mower Racing Association (not pictured) was also honored.
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OYEZ! OYEZ! OYEZ
IMPERIAL DECREE
By His Imperial and most important Presidentness,
(and St. Patrick’s most Saintly Plenipotentiary in England),
And the entire assembled inner circle of the illustrious, and indefatigable
Racing Committee of the British Lawn Mower Racing Association,
Assembled in Extraordinary Conclave at their
Wisborough Green, West Sussex, Sanctum Sanctorum.
On this 20th day of August, in the Ninth Year of the Second Millennium,
we – the above aforementioned
Racing Committee – do hereby make the following decree…
Let it be known by all good men and true, from this day forward and throughout the realm of the Most Nobel,
Respected and Revered Sport of Lawn Mower Racing, that…
Bruce Kaufman Esquire
shall be known henceforth as…
Sir Bruce Kaufman Esquire
And the Men and Women of the Court of the U.S Lawn Mower Racing Association, in the land of the Hamburger,
Chewing gum and Coca Cola, in the light of their long commitment, vision,
mirthful wisdom, and
because of their great service to, and love for, the Noble, Respected and Revered Sport of Lawnmower Racing,
shall forthwith, henceforth and from this day forward and to the end of time, be known as…
Lords and Ladies
of the
United States Lawn Mower Racing Association.
With our imperial blessing may Sir Bruce, King of Ambassadors of the
Noble Sport, with his entourage of
Lords and Ladies, go forth, to fullfil their royal duty sharing wisdom, mirth and joy,
as special goodwill ambassadors to the world.
HEAR YEA! HEAR YEA! HEAR YEA!
